{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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